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Pep Love- Trinity Lost

Christmas Is COMING!!!

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What up Dudes, Dudettes, Punks, G's, Pimps, Ho's, Black people, White people, Mexican people, Asian people, Honkeys, Negros, Vatos, Disabled people, people with 3 nipples, circus freaks and all others!!! Welcome to my site, all are welcome here... with the exception of meanies... cuz I don't like meanies (or cocky people... myself included) hahahahahahahah

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Poor kitties... :(

Check out my account at MySpace.com!  OOH and go to LOCAL BOARD.TK too!!!

MY SPACE!

LOCAL BOARD DOT TEE KAY!!

 

I AM 48% ASSHOLE/BITCH!
48% ASSHOLE/BITCH
I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.
I AM 36% METAL HEAD!
36% METAL HEAD
Most other metal-heads acknowledge my presence, but they laugh at me behind my back. Maybe I need to stop spending all that money on haircuts and invest in a few Pantera T-shirts.
I AM 51% PUNK ROCK!
51% PUNK ROCK
The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about?

Christmas List...
 
Gameboy Advance SP
 
ANYTHIGN HIEROGLYPHICS:
3rd EYE VISION Hieroglyphics cd (not full circle)
Hieroglyphics hat
 
Spongebob stuff
Spongebob DVD season 1, 2, or 3
 
Stickers for my car
 
ANYTHING DVS
DVS hoody (zip up)
 
AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE DVD (SEASON 1 OR 3!!)
 
Gift Certificate for High Priestess
 
JENNA'S WAKEBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
penis pump...:)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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SEXY BEAST! (or am I just conceited???)

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Updates

10-3-04
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  I went up to P town to see The Bled, Senses Fail, and Silverstien. The Bled was SIIIIIIICK, they had the sickest hxc pit, and it was just so fucking rad.  I got to sing on one of their songs, he put the mic up to me and i screamed "YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE... CLOSE YOUR EYES AND DIE" from the song "red wedding" it was way tight.  Um... Senses Fail was ok, but dear god did Silverstien SUUUUUCK!!! wow they were bad.  I got a The Bled shirt, and got my ticket signed by their singer, then i got drive by shot in the arm.  it sucked.  But i'm out yo... be sure to go to the show on the 8th.
 
PEACE HOMIES
 
10-1-04
Um... i haven't updated the site alot, but i have added/ subtracted a few pictures, and i made some new facts about John Kerry, and why we should vote for him, and make America a better place.  Um... if you don't know, go to the Under Enuff show at the WOW Hall on October 8th, at 7pm.  It should be sick, we got a new drummer who is sick as hell, and we have alot of new songs that are waaaaay tight.  So yeah be sure to check out that, and i'll give feedback on the show, and tell y'all how it went, if you don't go (which you should) but i'm outtie.
 
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7-13-04
WHAT UP!?!?  i've been away from the game for a while, but now i plan on updating this site a little, maybe make it a little more presentable, and less offensive or whatever.  So I am now 19 years old (as of July 5th), and i have a job at IZZY's Pizza on 11th and Seneca, come visit sometime dudes I make a mean pizza!  Under Enuff is on hiatus while we are getting a new drummer.  I have a new Game Cube, and I'm basically obsessed with it (ZELDA YEAH).  That's about it for now pimps!
 
4-13-04
Hey guys, i haven't updated the site for a while, I have been busy... my bad.  Anyway, I sorta updated the Gangster part, i still need pictures of my playas, and ho's so i can add you all in there.... well im outa here fags!
 
4-1-04
Well holy crap, yesterday was a freakin great day.  I was walking home from class, and i see all these people at the EMU, and im like "what's this?" so I investigate, and find out ALKALINE TRIO is at the U of O and is giving a speech with Fat Mike from NOFX!!!! I was like, holy crap Matt Skiba, sexy bitch i love you!!  So they were giving their little speeches about how we should all vote and all that shit, and I was with my friend Patrick (also loves The Trio) and we were basically j/oing oll over the place and just going nuts.  After the talk, we ran up to Matt, and met him.  I was so freakin stoked.  I didn't have anything for him to sign so i was kinda bummed, but then i was like MY HAT!!! So he signed my hat, and that was freakin awesome.  Wow, great times.  Then later that night we went to the PUNK VOTER show, and I saw The Trio play, and I'm more in love with them.  Oh god.  LOVE ALKALINE TRIO, and go to our show on the 10th.
 
3-14-04
Wow, last night we had a kick ass show!  It was at the Thurston Grange.  We played our asses off and kicked other people in the faces.  Once again I used the wireless, which kicks ass cuz it allows me to move into the crowd and mosh with them while playing.  OH GOD, after the show representatives from radio stations from NEW YORK, WASHINGTON, AND CALIFORNIA, and we have been getting radio play in all those places, and they like us alot, and people request us alot, and they want us to go on tour in those places!  So im pretty stoked!
 
On other news, I got my nipple pierced today (left).  It hurt like a bitch.... i wasn't even gonna get it, but i went with Jenna to get her lip pierced, and she made me do it.  So thanks to Jenna I have a rod in my nipple right now!... Just kidding I wanted to get it anyway.
Well im outa here my gangsters, and gangsta-ettes
 
3-7-04
What's up dudes, for the last 2 weeks, Under Enuff has been on the radio!  Awesome huh?  Well if you guys wanna hear more from us, then keep calling the radio stations around town (especially 97.9) and requst our music!  Peace out my playas.
 
2-22-04
I JUST ADDED A MESSAGE BOARD IT'S HELLA SICK U SHOULD ALL SAY STUFF IN IT!!!
 
2-22-04
So now u know what's up with everything... but we are in the process of recording at Central Node Studios... it's gonna be a hella sick cd and once we are done with it, we're sending them in so watch out!!!  Also, we are setting up a show with Brutal Fight, and Believing in June so be on the lookout for that too.  Peace out my playas and playettes.
 
2-22-04
Alright playas... I haven't been here for a while because I guess my site got shut down... but im back in full effect to give you the low down on life in the ghettos of Eugene Oregon.  So here's what has happened since i was gone...
American Legion Hall show rocked!!!  We played a kick ass show and by the end of our set, every person in the place was moshing to "captains hook" it blew my mind.  After the show we had an after party at the HOTEL 8 lobby and kicked it with some groupies... he he... and all was good... YAY
 
Then I designed some new hella sick tshirt designs and i was so stoked to sell them at our show at Tommy's cuz i knew it was gonna kick ass... turns out we couldn't play cuz the gay ass cops came and shut down the show... we still sold $150 worth of merch though... YAY
 
Now I've been bustin my ass setting up battle of the bands every freakin where...  We have one at the U of O on March 5th, we have a basement show on March 6th, We have a Battle of Bands in WOU on March 12th, Then I signed us up for the battle of the bands in WARPED TOUR!!!! YAAAAAAY!!! That's gonna be so sick...  
1-26-04
Dudes, last night I saw one of the best movies I have seen in a long time... Butterfly Effect, it starred Ashton Cuchie (total fag), but it was a good movie nonetheless.  I recommend that movie to anybody who likes trippy ass love type stories.  Very good movie, oh and after the movie, we snuck into a hot tub at parkside apartments and a cop got called and we almost got arrested... :0  It was tight.  Wellll, im out,
Play on Playas

1-22-04
What up playas?  I just added a new page called "Quotes" check it out, and if u have some to add, just give me an email kornkid023@hotmail.com , so yah give me a shout. Late

1-21-04
What up, I have put some pics on to the High School Friends page, I also added stuff to "Funny Shit", and I'm still working on the U of O Friends page.  On other news, I have a girl in my picture as of now, and i think she knows who she is... she's way cool and i like her alot :)  but we'll see how it turns out.  Peace out friends
-Jeff

1-18-04     WOW, that show rocked!!  Thanks to all that came and supported us.  Thanks for all the bands that played: She My Arson, The Guards of Eden, Doubtfully Yours, and Countdown To Life.  We just got new T-Shirts made, so if you would like one, or would like a cd, you can email either kornkid023@hotmail.com, or underenuff@hotmail.com  Thanks for comin all who came, and hope to see you at the next show. I'd like to give a shout out to Shaunta, and Rayna for chillin with us after the show, and last night, u guys rock.   KEEP KICKIN ASS UNDER ENUFF FANS
 
1-16-04     My first website ever!!!  It's not totally done, and it kinda sucks, but I don't really have time to finish it right now... so I'll get on it later... and it'll get better I promise
 
1-16-04     Under Enuff has a show tonight at 5:30 at the Grange so you better show up or I'll hurt you REALLY bad... lol                Peace.
 

 
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P.S. I'm not Blink 182, or KoRn.
P.S.S. I'm a fat albino freak, who is cocky :)
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